Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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