Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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