No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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