You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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