Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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