At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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