i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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