Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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