I'm jealous of your bromance
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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