You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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