I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize