The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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