no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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