I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
The air taste purple.
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