...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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