What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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