her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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