Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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