just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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