Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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