yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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