Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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