Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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