Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
40s are totally the cure
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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