I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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