You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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