dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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