He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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