Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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