she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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