So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Yo dont text me then not text me
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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