She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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