When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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