I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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