I feel like abortions should bother me more
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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