ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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