This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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