Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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