Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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