that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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