Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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