I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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