The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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