so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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