you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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