no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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