Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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