I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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