I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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