i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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