man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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