So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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