got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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