maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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