I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I think i got beer on your cat.
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