Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
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