Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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